Today's useless invention
Astrid
Optimizes respiratory function by introducing precisely calibrated turbulence
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Airflow Disruption
Creates a localized zone of unstable air pressure to stimulate lung function
Turbo Mode
Increases airflow disruption frequency for enhanced respiratory challenge
Sensor Array
Monitors and adjusts to user's adaptability to induced respiratory stress
★★★★★
“Astrid has really helped me appreciate the value of stable oxygen intake”
— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆
“I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I think I'd rather just breathe normally”
— David L
★★★★★
“The constant feeling of being on the verge of hyperventilating is really invigorating”
— Rachel T