Today's useless invention
Trailer
Lags behind its predecessor in delivering enlightenment, much like a trusted companion
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Tow Hitch
Attaches securely to your vehicle for effortless pulling of spiritual uncertainty
Delay Module
Intentionally slows the arrival of profound insights, allowing for a more gradual awakening
Retrograde Braking
Engages a secondary system to further impede progress toward inner peace
★★★★★
“I never knew I could pay to have my spiritual growth hindered, but now I'm a believer”
— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆
“I towed it behind my car for a week and still haven't found inner peace, what a waste”
— David L
★★★★★
“The Trailer has been a game-changer for my meditation practice, which is now noticeably less effective”
— Sarah T