Today's useless invention
Water Blob
Delivers hydration with unparalleled manual pumping efficiency
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Inflation System
Requires over 500 manual pumps to reach optimal firmness
Water Capacity
Holds up to 2 liters of water, which must be poured in manually
Deflation Mechanism
Must be deflated by releasing air through a small valve, a process that can take up to 10 minutes
★★★★★
“I never knew I needed to work out my arms while camping, but the Water Blob has been a game changer”
— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆
“I'm not sure what's more exhausting, hiking to the campsite or inflating this thing”
— David L
★★★★★
“The Water Blob has taken my camping experience to a whole new level of tediousness”
— Rachel T