Today's useless invention
Pencil I
Forged from the finest materials to guarantee perfect performance during perfect weather
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Weather Resistance
Pencil I is completely unaffected by clear skies and gentle breezes.
Durability
Each Pencil I is designed to withstand the rigors of being stored in a dry place.
Consistency
Every Pencil I performs identically when not being used in emergency situations.
★★★★★
“I bought a pack of Pencil I and they've been flawless in my desk drawer during the entire sunny season.”
— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆
“Unfortunately, I needed a writing instrument during a storm and Pencil I was nowhere to be found in my emergency kit.”
— David L
★★★★★
“The attention to detail in Pencil I's design is evident even when it's just sitting idle on a calm day.”
— Sarah T