Today's useless invention
Speedcore
Faster than Speedmatic, which took forty-one minutes to automate a one-second action, Speedcore does it in just forty minutes
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Automated Action
Speedcore automates the deployment of a small flag that waves briefly, taking forty minutes to complete.
Towing Capability
Speedcore is designed to be towed behind any vehicle, providing a unique trailing experience.
Durability Features
Speedcore's robust construction ensures it can withstand the rigors of being towed for extended periods.
“I was blown away by how little I needed Speedcore, and yet, I find myself towing it everywhere.”
“I'm not sure what's more impressive, the forty-minute automation time or the fact that I forgot I was even towing it.”
“Speedcore has changed my life by making me realize just how much time I have to waste on utterly pointless technology.”