Today's useless invention

Aquasense

Harnessing the power of oceanic pressures to conserve water in the most extreme environments

From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.

Operates exclusively at depths below 1000 meters.

Automatically activates when surrounded by at least 50 meters of water.

Only functions when completely submerged, rendering it useless on land.

★★★★★

“I took my Aquasense on a dive and it was amazing, I just wish I could use it to do laundry at home too.”

— Emily K

★☆☆☆☆

“Unfortunately, my washing machine is not located at the bottom of the ocean, so this product is essentially useless to me.”

— David L

★★★★★

“The fact that it only works underwater is genius, I just need to figure out how to get my dirty clothes down there with it.”

— Olivia W