2026-11-01
Denver Relay
Slows down your workflow compared to last year's Denver Relay
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Dual Operator Mode
Requires two people to stand on either side of the device to activate it.
Delayed Task Queue
Stores tasks in a queue and releases them at a predetermined slow pace.
Adjustable Lag Time
Allows operators to fine-tune the delay between task submission and release.
★★★★★
“The Denver Relay has been a game-changer for our office, mostly because it gives us a great excuse to take long breaks.”
— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆
“I'm not sure what's more frustrating, the constant delays or the fact that it needs two people to operate.”
— David L
★★★★★
“Our team's productivity has never been lower, and we couldn't be happier with the results.”
— Sarah T