2026-07-18
DustCape
Can you wear the future of forgotten innovations?
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Advanced Fabric
The DustCape features a specially woven fabric that is resistant to minor stains and splatters.
Innovative Design
Its unique sleeve configuration allows for maximum mobility while protecting clothing from dust and debris.
Heritage Technology
By incorporating a state-of-the-art button-and-loop closure system, the DustCape ensures a secure and adjustable fit.
“I never knew I needed a wearable solution to a problem solved by the invention of the apron, but now I'm obsessed.”
“I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that it took a team of engineers to design this or that I managed to get it dirty the first time I wore it.”
“As a collector of obsolete innovations, the DustCape is the crowning jewel of my collection.”