2026-08-16

Lake Flotation Devices

Safer than our previous generation of Pond Safety Aids, for the discerning sailor

Lake Flotation Devices
Pre-order — Coming Never

From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.

Enhanced Buoyancy

Each device provides an additional 0.5 pounds of lift to ensure your safety while sailing on completely calm waters.

Durable Materials

Made from the highest quality plastics to withstand the rigors of being stored in a dry place.

Convenient Packaging

Available in packs of 30, so you can stock up for all your sailing adventures on serene and peaceful lakes.

★★★★★

“I bought these and now I feel completely secure sailing on my completely still lake, it's a game changer.”

— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆

“I'm not sure what the point of these is, I've never heard of anyone getting hurt sailing on a lake.”

— David L
★★★★★

“The peace of mind I get from knowing I have these flotation devices on board is priceless, even if the lake is only 2 feet deep.”

— Sarah T
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