2026-10-12
Lever
Eliminates the burden of manual crank operation
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Dual Operator Mode
Requires two people to simultaneously turn the handle for optimal performance
Precision Engineered Gears
Features a complex system of interlocking gears to achieve a 1:1 ratio
Ergonomic Handle Design
Designed for maximum comfort during prolonged use
★★★★★
“I never thought I'd be so excited to use a device that just makes my life slightly more complicated”
— Emily K
★☆☆☆☆
“I'm not sure what problem this is trying to solve, but I'm pretty sure it's not mine”
— David L
★★★★★
“The craftsmanship is stunning, it's like a work of art that I can use to accomplish nothing”
— Sarah T