2026-09-22
Chair III
Life's purpose is often found in the undoing of our efforts.
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Automated Grooming
The Chair III carefully brushes your pet's fur, only to meticulously remove every single hair it just placed.
Advanced Feeding System
This system dispenses food into a bowl, then promptly vacuums it back up, repeating the process indefinitely.
Self-Reversing Pet Door
The Chair III features a door that opens to let your pet in, then immediately closes and reopens to let it back out, in an endless cycle.
“I never knew I needed a product that would confuse and frustrate my cat so thoroughly. 10/10 would recommend.”
“I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't a chair that would undo all the work I put into grooming my dog.”
“The Chair III has become my favorite conversation starter, mostly because it's just so bafflingly pointless.”