2026-09-23
Storm Cleaner
Discover the you who cleans with perfect calm in the midst of turmoil
From $0/mo. Or don't. It does nothing either way.
Advanced Turbulence
The Storm Cleaner only activates when winds exceed 60 miles per hour, ensuring a spotless interior during the most intense storms.
Severe Weather Mode
Its state-of-the-art sensors detect and respond to tornado warnings, hurricane alerts, and blizzards, but not to everyday dust or dirt.
Turbulent Airflow System
This innovative technology harnesses the power of gale-force winds to sanitize the air, but unfortunately, it malfunctions in gentle breezes or still conditions.
“I was blown away by the Storm Cleaner's ability to leave my vehicle spotless during a category 5 hurricane, too bad I couldn't use it on a sunny day.”
“I tried to use the Storm Cleaner on a calm morning and it just wouldn't turn on, what's the point of that?”
“The Storm Cleaner is a game-changer for storm chasers like me, my vehicle has never been cleaner after a long night of driving through a tornado.”